Mrs Moscow, Russia 34 years-old It's complicated
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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