Mizzitch1337

Winnnipeg, Canada 31 years-old In a relationship

virginkiller 3 March 2012, 13:23 Singapore 🌶️ Spicy

You learn something new every day

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

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Anonymous 4 March 2012, 22:20 Canada

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

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