Harley Osborne

Mr Hatfield Peverel, United Kingdom 33 years-old

itsjustnotfair This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Healthcare scandal

Today, my dentist asked me about my fillings, so I told him that when I was younger, I had two cavities. He replied, "No you didn't. I just looked at your x-rays." Turns out my old dentist ripped me off. I never needed fillings. FML

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weirdthingtosay 21 November 2014, 09:56 Kalama, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

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