By queenariii - 28/06/2016 05:55 - United States - Atlanta
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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By queenariii - 28/06/2016 05:55 - United States - Atlanta
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By meg__1798 - 09/12/2015 02:08 - United States - San Francisco
Hey guys its me OP, To clarify, my mom told me that she was planning to do this only if the Heimlich maneuver did not work. I was choking on the chip pretty badly and could not breathe so she was thinking about the worst possible scenario. Luckily, I got it out and I am fine and no throats were cut. (This time). When she told me about her (bad) plan to perform a tracheotomy I told her about the scene with Sandra Bullock in The Heat and the dangers of doing one without training (and that TV does not count as training). I also may have mentioned that I would rather choke out and die than have my throat cut open with a steak knife on the kitchen floor.... Thanks for all of your comments! -OP