konan__

About Konan__

Good natured person with an affinity for the dark side. Proud Slytherin and probable Grey Jedi. App State 2016!

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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Inception
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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

19%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Konan__'s favorite FMLs

Today, I was invited to go to a BBQ with one of my guy friends. It turned out to be a surprise engagement party, and every single one of his friends congratulated me. I'm not his fiancée. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Minnie - / Sunday 12 June 2016 13:33 / United States - Jacksonville

Today, it's been months since I graduated university. I still haven't managed to land a single interview. Meanwhile my brother recently woke up from a week long bender, realized he had no money for weed, went out, and 4 days later landed a well paid sales job 15 minutes from home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By yamblam5 - / Sunday 29 May 2016 03:32 / United States - Monroe

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it