Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
BridgieLou19
Miss BingTown Single
secretsmakefriends
Vashon, United States
highlydisgusted
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Ottawa, Canada
Fun night out
Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML
anon
Australia
Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML