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Today, I discovered that the painful eczema I get every winter was actually being caused by the moisturising cream I use to treat it. FML

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

Good morning

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML