Cooljoe691

Mr Paris, France 36 years-old

bittersweet 8 February 2009, 03:08 United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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lex31 14 February 2012, 13:24 United States

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

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DallasGal 14 February 2012, 16:31 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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