Mika_W

Miss 36 years-old Single

mile high clubber 14 July 2013, 10:41 Bensalem, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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peniswoman 14 July 2013, 17:03 Paisley, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my naked boyfriend walked up to me with my towel around his neck and with a hard-on, then declared he was "The Penis Man" and slapped me with his junk. I thought I was dating a man, not a man-child. FML

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