Djmccray32

Catcrap! This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Rialto, United States

Long road ahead

Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML

166 comments

me 20 November 2013, 15:28 Bronx, United States

Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML

68 comments

quit fucking up my life 23 November 2013, 01:08 Kenai, United States

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

139 comments