vegasteen_92

Mrs Las Vegas, USA 34 years-old In a relationship

mtr1594 31 July 2013, 06:47 Henderson, United States

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML

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Anonymous 31 July 2013, 16:28 Ieper, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy

No kinkshaming on FML

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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