canucks_chick
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
32 years-old
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
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