Kateraenee

Miss Keyport, America 33 years-old

thatsnice 9 December 2014, 21:19 Warwick, United States

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

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Soulara89 23 December 2014, 01:28 Orlando, United States

The sad truth

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

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