dunkout40

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML