Wheatbreadman

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Portland, United States

We should do this again some time

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

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kayadd33 10 April 2012, 14:13 Richmond, Canada

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

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soph511 30 July 2012, 18:05 Hyères, France

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

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