Fort lauderdale , United states 31 years-old In a relationship
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because they thought the sound of my vibrator was the other's growling. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML
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