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I'm 22. I'm a musician with a shitty serving job, but musicians need day jobs too, right? I've dropped out of university once and i've dropped out of college once. I'm just a dropout
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By Tinker-Bell / Friday 21 November 2008 03:41 / France
By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:13 / United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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