_iquitlife_

0
Followed

0
Followers

10
Badges!

12
Comments

1458
Visits

9
Favorites

Minneapolis , USA
Not specified
Not specified
couple

A propos de _iquitlife_

Not specified

_iquitlife_ - Followers

_iquitlife_ - Followed

_iquitlife_'s page visits

lovers5201

xohhtay

TheViPeRis...

AFCCT

SaintVeron...

billyjoebo...

ShatteredP...

doctorhook...

WiltedRose...

Checker

Much2Much4...

mcm_3

Fucked!

_iquitlife_'s FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

_iquitlife_'s favorite FMLs

By Señor Guapo - 04/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

agreeclassic 31 734

vote type 1 45 421

Peek a boo

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 02:31 - United States - Tampa

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

agreeclassic 69 099

vote type 1 16 188

Oh no…

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

agreeclassic 45 663

vote type 1 4 746

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

agreeclassic 45 833

vote type 1 19 270

By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 22:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into a slight spot of shit with my new boss over his speech. Apparently he was not actually impersonating Sylvester the Cat, and he just has a speech impediment. When I jokingly said "sufferin' succotash" to him, he wasn't pleased at all. FML

agreeclassic 22 645

vote type 1 43 053