Today, the vet sent me an email wishing my kitten a happy 2nd birthday. My cat died last year. FML
NightFanger
Tiber46
Long Beach, United States
thenewgirlfriend
League City, United States
Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML
bestiality? do I look like a pig?
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML