totalfmler

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

2
Badges!

0
Comments

215
Visits

4
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Totalfmler

Not specified

Totalfmler - Followers

Totalfmler - Followed

Totalfmler's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Totalfmler's FML badges

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Totalfmler's favorite FMLs

By her mom raised her - 17/05/2014 17:30 - Mexico

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

agreeclassic 43 856

vote type 1 7 053

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

agreeclassic 43 864

vote type 1 2 811

Panic on the streets of…

By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

agreeclassic 39 663

vote type 1 15 571

By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

agreeclassic 63 890

vote type 1 18 925