AstralComet

lekijkerd This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Leusden, Netherlands

Gig etiquette

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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Anonymous 8 June 2013, 10:34 Bessemer, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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sysadmin:~# rm -rf / 12 September 2013, 19:40 Auckland, New Zealand

Today, my self-esteem sank so low that I sabotaged my workplace's corporate network, then fixed it, just so I could feel needed. FML

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NOKHAN 25 October 2013, 17:17 Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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