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Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML

By Barista - / Sunday 5 July 2009 05:21 / United States
By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - / Saturday 27 June 2009 14:29 / United States
By uneek14 - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:19 / Canada
By kat9232000 / Friday 19 June 2009 04:04 / Canada

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

By ShamedJP - / Friday 3 April 2009 22:05 / United States