duhh10

Miss Paducah, US 34 years-old In a relationship

anonymous 24 October 2010, 16:14 United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

150 comments

jenabp 3 January 2011, 18:56 United States

Kids these days…

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

122 comments