NateSkye

Mr Seattle, You Errs of Eh? 35 years-old Single

dummy 17 February 2012, 00:03 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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snowinggrey 19 February 2012, 04:03 United States

Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML

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