Miss 32 years-old Single
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
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