Mr Fort Worth, Texas, United States 34 years-old Single
Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML
Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
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