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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Coraopolis
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Coraopolis
By immaloser95 - 06/01/2015 21:06 - United States - Portage
By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 22:26 - United States
By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm
OP here, and loving these awesome puns. I'm glad some of you get to laugh at my pain! :) Let me explain my story. I've been working on horse farms my entire life. For those of you who don't know, an electric fence is for keeping the horses from knocking down the fences and escaping (not fun). They're very hard to see, as they run right the along the top edge of the fence, and especially hard to notice if you aren't looking for them. I've been shocked loads of times out of carelessness, but this time, it wasn't entirely my fault. Here in Michigan, weather is about as bipolar as is gets. It was raining the morning prior to my fall, and it was snowing at the time, covering the ice. And no, I was not running. It is possible to slip on ice while walking. I really wish there was a camera there. I feel like I may have just looked like a cartoon. It did hurt, but my boss and co-stable hand were laughing their asses off, and eventually so was I. I don't think they'll let this one go for a long time! Oh, and as for the person who said I worked around exotic plants....wtf?