Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
16lugo
Miss Texas...Somewhere. .., USA 31 years-old Single
brob56
United States
highschoolsucks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML
bigmouthedmommy
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
****** addict
Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML