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Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

EMT on the ground

Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML