Kooshaza

Mr Freehold, US 29 years-old Single

you would 4 March 2009, 05:15 United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

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cheezmaster 16 December 2009, 23:55 United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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