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A tale as old as time

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML