Kai052

Mr Manchester, England 29 years-old Single

Noname 9 March 2009, 17:04 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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Anonymous 9 September 2012, 21:38 Kitchener, Canada

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

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Anonymous 15 August 2014, 15:22 Shanghai, China 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML

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