robosonic

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

Collector's items

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML