About Tardian
De toute façon, je suis sûr que c'est un fake, cette histoire de vieillissement. Et même que toutes les nuits quand on dort, de minuscules lutins viennent maquiller notre âme enfantine en une horrible vieille carcasse.

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Je participe activement au jeu des avatars thématiques.
Actuellement : « portrait photo en noir et blanc »
J'ai choisi l'un des maîtres de la science fiction humaniste : Isaac Asimov.
(pour plus d'information, voir le forum, section CCEPR)

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À 10 ans, on a des rêves
À 20 ans, on a des ambitions
À 30 ans, on a des idéaux
À 40 ans, on a des doutes
À 50 ans, on a des remords
À 60 ans, on a des manques
À 70 ans, on a des regrets
À 80 ans, on a des souvenirs
À 90 ans, on a des absences
À 100 ans, on a des miracles

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Vous savez, "comme même" ça n'a pas de sens. Sauf comme mème.

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Quand vous parlez de « tribucher », vous voulez dire « trébucher trois fois » ?

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Je me méfie de ceux qui s'empressent d'approuver tout ce que je dis ou fait. Reconnaissez qu'il est logique de penser que les lèche-culs sont des suspects.


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