WadeWeirderO

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About Wadeweirdero
Ce que les gens comprennent pas, c'est que je t'aime pas aveuglément, je t'aime vraiment. Évidemment, t'aimer vraiment ça veut dire que j'aime tes mains, j'aime tes yeux, j'aime ta bouche, j'aime ton corps. Mais ça veut aussi dire que j'aime la façon que tu avais de me regarder, de me déshabiller du regard, de me dire "tu es belle", de m'embrasser, et de m'appeler "mon Cœur" avec un C majuscule dans la voix. Et t'aimer vraiment ça veut surtout dire que j'aime tes faiblesses, même si tu les montres pas. Que je connais tes défauts, et que je m'y suis attachée. Que j'aime l'idée de pouvoir être là quand tu en auras besoin, de croire en toi même si je suis la seule. Ça veut dire que j'aime l'idée de pouvoir continuer à t'apprendre par cœur tous les jours. Les gens pensent que je mérite Mieux, mais je me contrefiche de Mieux, je veux même pas savoir qui c'est. Moi c'est Toi que je veux.
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  • He who tries, wins.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
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    You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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    47%
  • Going for gold

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • 42

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  • I’m your new creative director

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