Tal
United States
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
arb6240
Miss chippewa falls, united states 32 years-old
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
jazthefish
United States
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML