Mr Clovis, USA 45 years-old In a relationship
Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML
Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML
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