Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Luvin_Darknezz
Mrs Aurora, United States of America 31 years-old In a relationship
Anonymous
United States
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
zobara
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Switzerland
Give it away
Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML