Deluxe Memory Man
By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia
By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France
By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France
By faentalivetmitt - 29/07/2009 14:24 - Norway
Hi everyone, I'm the one who posted this. First of all. Of course I thanked him! and of course I could have gotten a cheaper lunch, I was going to in fact, but he offered, and insisted, so I accepted, and was very thankful. All of you who keep saying I'm a heartless bitch should have considered that I was commenting on the irony of it and that I was embarassed, instead of saying how my life sucked because someone was nice to me. I thought it was a funny story. I got the impression that many of the stories on this site are funny rather than tragic. I could of course have written he gave it to me and i was super thankful etc etc, but I thought that was kind of implied. Oh and about the currency. My lunch was 31 kroner. But as I currently live and study in the UK, i'm used to thinking in pounds and thought that would be easier for the majority of FML readers. But apparently that makes me a fake, sorry guys! And I do in fact give money to charity and homeless people. Not long ago I gave one man my last 8 pounds (this was in the UK), so he could buy a decent meal, figuring I would be OK until I got home 5 hours later. So those of you who got the irony and embarassement, thanks!