88joey5

Mr suck my balls, I won't say where I live 29 years-old Single

I_Am_The_Edge 11 June 2009, 16:06 United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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MakeMeASandwich 10 June 2011, 05:01 United States

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with, "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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