kh_khedoyan

Mr Los Angeles, USA 39 years-old Single

spekledworf 2 May 2011, 21:30 United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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serenti 13 October 2011, 21:30 Sweden 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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