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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 03:14 - New Zealand - Takanini
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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 03:14 - New Zealand - Takanini
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Thank you everyone for your help! My friend suggested I use Monkey Butt powder since her boyfriend uses it for his butt sweat xD so problem solved! I use it everyday :) Still use tissues or washcloth if I know I'll be getting freaky with the BF later so he doesn't taste the powder! (or just use a wipe to clean off lol)