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Buttfuck nowhere., Canada 27 years-old Single

lonely otaku 25 December 2013, 07:46 North Vancouver, Canada

Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

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Anonymous 26 December 2015, 08:29 Perth, Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

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