Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML
mzash96
norestforthewicked
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
woahitbechels
United States
Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
wtfisthisworldcomingto
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML