bittersweet
United States
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
jenna333
Miss Delaware, United States 31 years-old
volleyballgirl
United States
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Mystery
Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML