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Mr Sarasota, Florida 31 years-old

alicia 20 December 2012, 22:45 Montreal, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Wanker

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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Saradee 24 December 2012, 04:55 Inglewood, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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