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pmek · 26 March 2012, 09:11 ·Collingwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

It's getting hot in here…

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

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Anonymous · 28 March 2012, 16:01 ·Port Townsend, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Decisions, decisions

Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

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yelyah · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Tolono, United States

Badass grandma

Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

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Anonymous · 31 March 2012, 15:10 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Turned on

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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