bananabutt410

28 years-old

IBleedArbor 16 February 2009, 22:59 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Realistic

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "No that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

My poor baby

Today, a car hit me while I was on a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

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