archertheo

0
Followed

0
Followers

15
Badges!

49
Comments

1539
Visits

37
Favorites

Edmonton, Canada
34 years-old
Wednesday 06 November 1991
single

A propos de Archertheo

Not specified

Archertheo - Followers

Archertheo - Followed

Archertheo's page visits

lovers5201

MarionDumo...

iibeesam

pausenot

Nina

Gimanos

mcdgaf

ratherbesl...

iAmPaul

vegasked

cutiegurl2

bluesboy36

Fucked!

MarionDumo...

Archertheo's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

39_badgename

39_badgedesc

52_badgename

52_badgedesc

53_badgename

53_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

41_badgename

41_badgedesc

42_badgename

42_badgedesc

43_badgename

43_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

38_badgename

38_badgedesc

33_badgename

33_badgedesc

32_badgename

32_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

8_badgename

8_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

11_badgename

11_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Archertheo's favorite FMLs

Goodbye

By dogs_and_toucans - 08/06/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

agreeclassic 63 730

vote type 1 6 813

By mister_pinky - 15/07/2014 22:04 - United States - Portland

Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML

agreeclassic 44 494

vote type 1 8 387

Oh shit…

By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

agreeclassic 47 351

vote type 1 4 017

Gottem

By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 21:07 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

agreeclassic 47 784

vote type 1 6 730

By Anonymous - 02/05/2014 14:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

agreeclassic 41 523

vote type 1 4 513