Raptorcake - 15/08/2016 12:50 - Australia - Calwell Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML 13 851 1 888
. - 05/08/2016 16:57 - Germany - Neuwied Today, I had to hide some Oreos inside my bra to motivate my husband to get close to me. FML 18 225 1 876
High emissions zone BodyElectric - Today, I was checking my kitten's neutering stitches when he farted so hard that a stray piece of cat shit shot out and hit me in the eye. FML 18 156 3 899
Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59 Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML 12 756 1 227